Saturday, June 4, 2016

Rush Limbaugh Baffled By Evolution

Limbaugh: "If We Were The Original Apes, Then How Come Harambe Is Still An Ape" And "Didn't Become One Of Us?"

Rush Limbaugh. Image: (MEDIAMATTERS)

RUSH LIMBAUGH (HOST): This woman obviously has not read Genesis, and even if she did it wouldn't have any impact on her. But human beings travel all over the world to gawk at animals precisely because they're unusual, they're interesting, some are cute, some are deadly. There's no way human beings are going to not be interested in animals. Gawking at them. Out on safari, hunting them or what -- By the way, you know there's another factor in this, Snerdley? A lot of people think that all of us used to be apes. Don't doubt me on this. A lot of people think that all of us used to be gorillas. And they're looking for the missing link out there. The evolution crowd. They think we were originally apes. I've always -- if we were the original apes, then how come Harambe is still an ape, and how come he didn't become one of us? "Well, that's why were looking for the missing link, Mr. Limbaugh, your question is absurd."
So Harambe's child is now without a father. One of the many unfortunate aspects of this. So another busted gorilla home. At the Cincinnati Zoo. And you know what happens to them. 

From the May 31 edition of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:


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